Who Woke My Roosters?

AT THE CHICKEN RANCH…EVEN THE ROOSTERS KEEP SECRETS.Bernie’s life went off the rails while on a West Coast trip to meet his editor—it was a near train wreck. During Bernie’s absence—Harry the rooster—isbehaving strangely at their farm named the Chicken Ranch. Bernie’s grandsonis conducting psychological experiments on himself, and abandoned roosters,arson, and vandalism are now the norm. Adding to the chaos is a shadowybuyer who wants Bernie’s land. The only steady force in Bernie’s life is his wife,Simone. She somehow manages to keep both her husband and farm movingforward while Bernie tries to make sense of the suspicious activity swirlingaround them. But instead of rushing home from his business trip, Bernie decidesto clear his head the only way he knows how—a 5,000-mile Amtrak journeyacross America. Along the way he meets unforgettable characters, and hearsextraordinary stories. Bernie slowly realizes that the answers to his problemsare somewhere beyond the gates of the farm he loves.Join Bernie and his delightfully eccentric family and friends as they race touncover the truth, save the Chicken Ranch, and survive the nonstop shenanigansat their unforgettable funny farm.Not your average farm story—not even close!